Ok, again, I’m sorry about the title of my latest post. But at least this one is true. My website is, indeed, child porn free. The proof of this lies in these very words before you. Do you see those words scattered throughout these post that are just arbitrarily underlined and blue? The ones that look like Infolinks ads? Yeah, there’s your proof.
And upon further inspection, you’ll come to find that these words are NOT “Infolinks” ads. I tried Infolinks first, but apparently they found my complete lack of social graces to be a dealbreaker. As did a number of their competitors. I was striking out everywhere, man. Until I stumbled upon “Clicksor”.
And I knew that I’d found a sympathetic buisness partner from the moment that I found this company. Because the only rule that this company seems to require me to abide by, is that I do NOT promote child pornography. And I can roll with that.
So a big thanks to Clicksor for letting me be me. And, being me, I am now going to see if I can get their widget to advertise something weird on my site. (There are no endorsement implications by RearNakedSmoke to any products advertised within the following words)
Poopie, sodomy, pee pee, fart, genital mutilation, crotch rot, genocide, matricide, penis enlargement, booger, amputee sex, methamphetamine, transvestite,.and knob.
We’ll see what Clicksor can do with all that. And in closing, I’m gonna post some child porn anyway. Just because I’m the type of guy who doesn’t like being told what to do by some ad agency. F that, man.
RearNakedSmoke approved child porn!